I'm a little slow to catch on to things sometimes, so I might be the last to notice this other woman. All I know is every night Chris brings HER to bed and barely notices if I'm there or not. I try to get him to watch a movie or engage in a conversation, but every time I look at him, his hands are on HER!!! If he has a spare moment, he spends it with HER. He tries to act like it's for business or paying bills or something, but I have come to realize that he really loves HER. Now I know he loves me, too; it's not like he'd throw everything away for HER. But still, something's gotta give.
A friend warned me about HER. She said, if you let your husband near HER, you're gonna need counseling or at least an intervention of some kind. It's a slippery slope. And the thing is, I have to admit that I love HER, too. But she's all his. My husband said he wouldn't mind if I went into a similar relationship, but I don't think we can afford TWO of HER. She's pretty expensive, and it would require a lot of changes in my work life, family life and so forth. And what if I got sucked in like him?
So for now, I'll stick with my PC. But if any of you have husbands who want to get a Mac, be warned, SHE is like a drug. Men can't get enough of HER.
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