Haiku the Sunday NY Times!

Scientology.
Always knew those folks were strange
Defectors talk. Wow.

Heartless thief steals shoes
From grievers. Cinderella
Solution kicks in.

Were your shoes stolen?
Korean victims come and
Try. They fit? You keep.


David Axelrod
Rough times for him. He's struggling.
Misses home for sure.

Rhode Island school board
Fires a school full of teachers.
Sorry, your school sucks.

First female marines
Trained to help with Afghan girls
Headed for war zone.

Travel section calls
Tuscany without the crowds
Looks just like heaven.

Okay, I could do that all day, but I'll take you out of your misery. It's a great exercise to get your brain going in the morning. Give it a shot. One week I'll do the Chowan Herald. That'll really crack you up. It'll probably go something like this.

Tourist speeding. Stopped.
Tax money for our town. Hooray!
Lord knows we need it.

I'm *still* waiting for OM pics to be sent to me, so I can post them for you. I've got a big writing day today. Hope you can stretched your creativity this morning. No matter what you do, you'll be better for it! Have a terrific day!